STEP YOUR PUSSY UP!!!

SO I'M AT MY JOB TODAY, AND I DECIDED TO VISIT A STORE THAT A MALE FRIEND OF MINE WORKD IN....WHEN I GOT TO HIS STORE HE WASNT THERE , I ASKED HIS CO-WORKER WHERE HE WAS AND B4 HE GOT THE CHANCE TO RESPOND, HIS GIRLFRIEND ANSWERS ME.." HE AINT DOWN HERE! WHY YOU LOOKIN 4 HIM????" ... I TOLD THE LITTLE MONKEY-DOG, TO TELL HIM I SAID COME HOLLA AT ME IN MY STORE... LLS... AND THEN THE GAMES BEGAN..... I LEFT AND WENT BACK TO MY STORE, BUT NOT BEFORE I SPOKE TO MY MALE FRIEND.... WHILE HE AND I WERE TALKING, SHE SENDS ONE OF HER LITTLE PAWNS UP THE STAIRS TO EAVESDROP.SMH..POOR GIRL!!!! I PEEPED GAME IMMEDIATELY AND ASKED HER IN MY CUTEST LIL VOICE " DID YOU COME UP HERE TO MAKE SURE WE WERENT FUCKING??" I GUESS MY AUDACITY SCARED THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHE 180'D AND TOOK HER LIL ASS RIGHT BACK DOWN THE STAIRS.... NEXT , THE MONKEY-DOG GIRLFRIEND COMES UPSTAIRS AND PROCEEDS TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S THAT BITCH, AND ALL THIS OTHER FUCKERY...YEA...YEA..YEA.. AND CHICKEN TALK.. LONG STORY SHORT... WHILE SHE WENT ON THIS TANGENT ME AND HER DUDE HELD A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS CHICKENHEAD WASNT EVEN THERE..... SMH.... I WANTED TO TELL HER... IF YOU WERE THAT BITCH, YOUR NIGGA WOULDNT BE DROOLING OVER MY BOOBIES,AND IGNORING YOUR ASS WHILE I WAS HERE.... STEP YOUR PUSSY UP HONEY, ON MY WORST DAY I WILL NEVER LOOK AS WORKED AS YOU DO, AND I WOULD CERTAINLY NOT CAUSE A SCENE IN FRONT OF MY DUDE... NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE A KNOWN ANY NIGGA TO BE ATTRACTED TO A SCENE-MAKING ASS BITCH!!!!! ESPECIALLY NOT ONE OF SUCH A LOW CALIBER... SHE NEEDS TO TUMBLE DRY, BECAUSE SHE'S CERTAINLY WASHED UP... CLEARLY!!!!! STEP YOUR PUSSY UP HONEY, AND PUT DA CHICKENHEAD , SCENE MAKIN SHIT 2 THE SIDE... BECAUSE IT DIDNT GET YOU FAR AT ALL, AS A MATTER OF FACT IT GOT YOUR ASS OUT THE WAY....!!!!!!!